poor-latte-art:

Summer is dead so like a seasonal phoenix that rises from the grinds of cold brew, poor-latte-art.tumblr.com makes its triumphant return. 2/10

god i am out of practice

“I know bitches in the NSA!”
— an angry lady I heard yelling on her phone as I came out of the subway after flying in from Portland this morning. It’s nice to be home.

to the anonymous tumblr question i got at 1:06 am, i say:

help there’s a faceless monster on my kitchen-towel-covered desk chair

Q

Anonymous asked:

When will you post videos of yourself playing and singing ukulele songs don't say never because you have to do this in the next three days that's a challenge and will you do it?

A

I only play one thing these days

I’m sorry

  • Dudes: Your email is really n-i-c-o-o-l at gmail dot com? Like “nicool?”
  • Me: 😐
  • Dudes: That’s cool…I guess.
  • Me: 😐

Establishing dominance over this sweet dog.

Last night David taught me how to ride a scooter and then I drove his Vespa sandwiched between him and Chris on their motorcycles which is irrefutable proof that not only can Tumblr and 4chan get along, but together they can form a tiny, cautious bike gang that putters around South Williamsburg at 10 mph on a warm summer night Last night David taught me how to ride a scooter and then I drove his Vespa sandwiched between him and Chris on their motorcycles which is irrefutable proof that not only can Tumblr and 4chan get along, but together they can form a tiny, cautious bike gang that putters around South Williamsburg at 10 mph on a warm summer night Last night David taught me how to ride a scooter and then I drove his Vespa sandwiched between him and Chris on their motorcycles which is irrefutable proof that not only can Tumblr and 4chan get along, but together they can form a tiny, cautious bike gang that putters around South Williamsburg at 10 mph on a warm summer night

Last night David taught me how to ride a scooter and then I drove his Vespa sandwiched between him and Chris on their motorcycles which is irrefutable proof that not only can Tumblr and 4chan get along, but together they can form a tiny, cautious bike gang that putters around South Williamsburg at 10 mph on a warm summer night

david:

Moot vs Nicole

destroying chris at ping pong

the1trueluigi:

nukuler:

Hi. We want to cook a bacon dinner for you on September 7th in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

You want to do what now?! Make me a BACON DINNER where I first lived upon migrating to the states?!?! So…what do you need…an organ…a limb…MY VERY SOUL?!?!

Thanks, but the meat is taken care of, so we’ll take $40 instead.

This Summer I Am All In On:

  1. Crop tops
  2. Arduino
  3. Role playing games
  4. New Orleans style cold brew
  5. The clean and jerk
  6. Ample Hills every day